I don't want to celebrate the year as a virgin, so I got myself a whore

We know each other, but not intimately, so the semen isn't inside, it's on my tits

You ruined my date, bro! Now where do I get my dick?

Bro, fuck your presents, you want to fuck me, just say so

I ran out of milk and the kids needed something to feed them, so I gave it to my boss

Come on, bitch, you want free food, get up for a delivery boy

Called a maid outside of work hours to take her time

I assure my wife I'm not cheating, and friend girl's waiting for me to cum

Seduced my brother twice - he both fucked me and writes an essay for me

You'll feel better when you come. Trust me, I've helped all my friends with my pussy